Two brilliant YouTube videos of a young Gordon Ramsey.

I bought a brand new monitor the other day. The 24” Samsung SyncMaster 245B dwarfs anything I’ve owned before and now dominates my bedroom. Here’s a short overview and pictures.

Paul is peeved because he can’t find his phone, and more importantly his wallet. What the hell am I going to do?!

I’m back from my short break down south. I spent some nice time with Sam (my cousin) and Sarah (my auntie) down at their house in Felpham near Bognor Regis. I documented the event in pictures - take a look at my Flickr set.

With the local elections, my hometown of Bury Lancs. has been in the news a lot today. Why do so many telly presenters (and indeed other numpties) mispronounce the town’s name?

This article is an update on how the new regime of cycling to work is doing six weeks on. Find out how much ground I’ve covered and what changes I’ve made to my route.

Due to some glitches and the amount of spam I’m receiving I am going to trial a new spam blocking service. I’ve also switched off the painful and nonsensical Comment Notify module.

I got in to a bad mood on the bus before and thought of various things to moan about. What better forum for my groaning than here, on my own website. Kieran keeps telling me I’m gonna become a grumpy old man, maybe I already have!